For those of you who aren’t watching TSN’s World Junior hockey games, you won’t know who this is, but Pierre McGuire is the side color commentator for the junior games. Now with the NHL not playing, this is just about the only hockey we have to watch on tv, so it’s something that we just cannot stop watching.Here’s my starting list of why Pierre McGuire Sucks: This is not in any particular order. As the games continue, I’m sure I’ll have more to add.

1. He’s Sydney Crosby’s bitch - Pierre won’t shut up about him. As of this rant, the only goals Crosby has scored have been from the side of the net, either getting a puck fed to him, or him banging at the side of the net.
2. He won’t shut up about the 2 line pass - Make your point once a game, and that’s it. Please do not mention it EVERYTIME there’s a two line pass. His quote this past game was:
   

   “After last game, I received 2 emails from assitant GM’s who have said that they are now siding with me on the 2 line pass.”

   Seriously…who gives a flying fuck.

3. The useless random facts - I don’t care what players had for breakfast, or at the age of 6 somebody got their first pair of skates.


I miss Jim Van Horne. Wherever you are Jim…please come back.