Why Pierre McGuire sucks

28 Dec

For those of you who aren’t watching TSN’s World Junior hockey games, you won’t know who this is, but Pierre McGuire is the side color commentator for the junior games. Now with the NHL not playing, this is just about the only hockey we have to watch on tv, so it’s something that we just cannot stop watching.Here’s my starting list of why Pierre McGuire Sucks: This is not in any particular order. As the games continue, I’m sure I’ll have more to add.

    1. He’s Sydney Crosby’s bitch - Pierre won’t shut up about him. As of this rant, the only goals Crosby has scored have been from the side of the net, either getting a puck fed to him, or him banging at the side of the net.
    2. He won’t shut up about the 2 line pass - Make your point once a game, and that’s it. Please do not mention it EVERYTIME there’s a two line pass. His quote this past game was:

      “After last game, I received 2 emails from assitant GM’s who have said that they are now siding with me on the 2 line pass.”

      Seriously…who gives a flying fuck.

    3. The useless random facts - I don’t care what players had for breakfast, or at the age of 6 somebody got their first pair of skates.


    I miss Jim Van Horne. Wherever you are Jim…please come back.

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This post has 11 comments.

  1. Chad
    01 Jun 06 5:34 pm

    PIERRE MCGUIRE SUCKS HUGE MONKEY DICK!

  2. cory
    25 May 07 5:51 pm

    i can think of more reasons than that come on man have more

  3. bang
    02 Oct 07 9:26 am

    l9Mt1n good photo

  4. Al Maynard
    31 Dec 07 9:40 am

    Thanks for the Web site.

    I just returned from Quebec on xmas vacation and was going to start a Pierre Mcquire sucks site. I was listening to the world Juniors on Tsn HD and turned it to the french station non hd just to shut the f@#ker up. It pisses me off how many times a period he says shit like “just like I told you” “his little sister plays varsity badminton”

    Why doesnt he learn the players names instead. I think it is because he has nothing clever to say about hockey so his fills the airways with Shat.

    Cannot wait till his contract is up

  5. Habfan59
    31 Dec 07 11:17 am

    For me it’s the annoying clichés. This year it’s “active stick.” During the 2005 NHL draft show it was “going forward” instead of just saying “the future.” By the time that show ended, McGuire had infected the entire panel; they were all saying “going forward.”

    If he had any valuable knowledge of hockey he would be in the business of coaching or scouting. He’s still fairly young, but obviously washed up. He is a huge waste of TSN’s money, in my opinion.

  6. Habfan59
    08 Jan 08 7:13 pm

    Doing the Habs-Blackhawks game tonight, and can’t stop talking ab out the World Juniors. And, now, McGuire has used “active” twice more. A moment ago he commented on Patrick Lalime’s “active pads.” Just shoot me now…I’m going to RDS.

  7. matt kiazyk
    15 Jan 08 12:28 am

    I need to make a Pierre McGuire sucks site that people can submit useless Pierre quotes!

  8. HB
    17 Apr 08 6:22 pm

    Now it’s Maguire’s ‘Monsters’…every other player he mentions is a ‘monster’…give me a break. No one cares.

  9. Monster
    21 Apr 08 12:19 am

    My hats off to Pierre, sure he dosen’t shut up for 60 minutes but he is in the game and calls plays before they happen.. MONSTER ROOF DADDY WHAMMY HAMMERTIME WHOOP DEE WHOOP FIVE HOLE!

  10. Matt
    23 Apr 08 12:13 pm

    how about skate control?

  11. GB
    22 Jun 08 3:21 pm

    It looks like the only way this bozo is leaving is by hitting the sponsors.TSN pays 3 million for a hockey anthem that CBC made famous in hopes of upping their ratings, when all they had to do is get a true color commentator, not some name dropping biased want-a-be coach. I believe TSN is totally inept at broadcasting a hockey game to the standers to which most Canadians are accustom to.

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